Eating snow

Let me in! Let me in! I've got this great thing to show you, Mom! This is the tastiest treat ever. I'm going to go right over to my favorite spot and enjoy this prize. Boy, this is best stuff around. And it has no calories, so you can eat all you want! I can't believe they give it away.

Well, I made sh-sh-sh-short work of that. Now what? I think I'll just g-g-go over to the kitchen and sit. No, I'll j-j-jump up on the dog couch. No, th-th-that's not right. I'll scamper over to the dog pads and make myself comfortable. Can't do that. Let's g-g-g-et up on the people couch and make a nest. Put this blanket here, this p-p-pillow here. No, the blanket should go this way. No, the other way.

M-m-mom, how come my body is shuddering like this? And why are my t-t-teeth knocking against each other? I'm not sure I like this. Can you help me? Thanks for hugging me. And I n-n-need those blankets. This is awful. I hope I never feel like this again.

[5 minutes later.]
Mom, can I go outside? I really need to get out. Why? Because I have to, uhhh, go potty. Yeah, that's right, go potty. Yes, I know I just went potty 10 minutes ago, but a dog's gotta do what a dog's gotta do. What, you don't believe me? Eat snow? Now, why would a dog do a silly thing like eating snow? Trust me, Mom. Oh, boy, here I go!

[5 more minutes later]

L-l-let me in! L-l-let me in!